So, I went to Claire's school today for a lovely "Muffins with Mom". The kids sang songs and we were treated to yummy muffins. I had so much fun spending a special morning with Claire. Then, why the "Mortified Mommy" heading you ask? Below are the answers to Claire's "About My Mommy":
My mommy's name is
Darcy. (off to a good start!)
My mommy is
3 1/2 months old.
My mommy's favorite thing to do is
go to Stevie B's (a local pizza buffet).
The best thing my mommy cooks is
Spaghetti O's.
My favorite thing to do with my mommy is
go to Chick-fil-A.
Seriously?! I must admit it was worth a good laugh for me and all the other moms standing around as I read it, but unfortunately it makes it look like I could care less about the health of my child. I would like to note that this is not the case, and I believe that I do a good job of providing my children with healthy fruits and vegetables at every meal. In my defense, I will say that we had just gone to Stevie B's the night before this questionnaire was completed, and it had been well over a month since our prior visit. Secondly, I did not even introduce my child to Spaghetti O's until about 6 months ago, and they are fairly rare here as well. As for the Chick-fil-A, well, she got me on that one. We do frequent "The Chick" a good bit, but, as I see it, fresh fruit, milk, and some nuggets is hardly a terrible meal.
Clearly, this was a list of "Claire's Favorite Things", and maybe next year I'll get some "My mommy's favorite thing to do is snuggle with me." and "The best things my mommy cooks are shrimp and sweet potatoes." (another real favorite of Claire's) Until then, I will bear the weight of the downfall of the diets of our nation's children on my shoulders.